• I need a clone. That way one of me can sleep, and the other can get stuff done. #
• @rfbrazier @grub00 I need an excuse to sneak off and see it on IMAX now. in reply to rfbrazier #
• Marinated the Chicken o' Doom(tm). http://is.gd/5H1mG Will roast the **** out of it tonight. #
• @churchpunkmom What're you doing in /my/ happy place? in reply to churchpunkmom #
• @grub00 I hear that, man. Been a long time since a movie's been flat out so much /fun/. in reply to grub00 #
• @ccspen Okami and SotC are two games I'm salivating to try. in reply to ccspen #
• I'm going to go ahead and cook the chicken. Will be making sure it's cooked uber-thoroughly. If I get sick, y'all can say you told me so. #
• Hmmm, got chicken that's been in the fridge for like, a week since thawing. Looks fine, smells fine, but…is it too risky to cook it? #
• So…apparently the UPS guy doesn't ring the bell when he's coming to make a pickup. I think that's rubbish. #
• @grub00 I totally need to obtain a copy of that. Right after 'Anansi Boys.' in reply to grub00 #
• @jaredcwilson Funny, I think I'm the same way with nonfiction. I'm so escapist and shallow. in reply to jaredcwilson #
• Started reading "Team Medical Dragon" on Onemanga.com. Probably a mistake. Can't stop reading. #

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• @churchpunkmom That stuff has no effect on females, and you know it. in reply to churchpunkmom #
• @churchpunkmom She thinks its hilarious…doubly so, since she's doped up on hydrocodone at the moment. in reply to churchpunkmom #
• I'm not going to play Wii Sports anymore if wifey is gonna livetweet how bad I fail. #
• @Whereismyrobot What'd they do? Radio Shack has been pretty worthless for me the last few times I've been there. in reply to Whereismyrobot #
• "Though I respect that a lot, I'd be fired if that were my job. After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts." #
• @eatingwords Franzia /should/ be illegal, but Black Box is a lot better. in reply to eatingwords #
• @eatingwords Try a box of Black Box Cabernet Sauvignon. That's not too adventurous in reply to eatingwords #
• Took "Mima" (the kids' name for Amanda's mom) to the airport. The house is a little lonelier now. Kids aren't bored with toys yet, though. #

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• This story (http://is.gd/5F8BH) makes me want to register as a marrow donor, but it's $100 to get into the database. Ouch. #
• No, I'm not anti-Apple, but this still amuses me. http://i.imgur.com/e3GxE.jpg #
• Still playing with the Wacom Bamboo. Seems like a tablet forces you to slow down when you draw. #
• @calebsimpson Hope all goes well. in reply to calebsimpson #
• @grub00 I'm waiting for a special moment in conversation where I can say that I "had myself a time." in reply to grub00 #
• Got my Wacom Bamboo pad configured under Linux. Guess I should…try to draw something? #
• @strawfoot Been really liking this New Belgium "2 Below" right now. in reply to strawfoot #
• Meatballs, ham, beer…what's that? Why yes, I will have some ice cream too. #thisiswhyimfat #
• @strawfoot Sounds good. If I bring beer, can I come over? in reply to strawfoot #
• @JasonBlair @eatingwords Have elected to reject the "or" in favor of the "and". @pwinn would be proud. in reply to JasonBlair #
• Gotta eat something. Do I have ham, or swedish meatballs? #deliciousdilemma #
• @statmanjd I bet God is talking to one of his archangels "Check this out, this guy thinks he's gonna have a perfect week…" in reply to statmanjd #
• Fixed a minor issue with our van. Do you hear that *cha-ching*? That's the register ringing up my man-points. #
• @rfbrazier It lives up to the hype. Go expecting an awesome fantasy ride. in reply to rfbrazier #
• @onlyaman Public bus tracking would likely introduce a degree of accountability that they don't want. in reply to onlyaman #
• @johnhalton You've got to care an awful lot about a person to put together a grand unified theory on them. in reply to johnhalton #
• Euwch, more snow in the forecast. Do not want, @wfaaweather. #

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• @calebsimpson How much is the album on iTunes? in reply to calebsimpson #
• @johnhalton I feel like that at least once a day. in reply to johnhalton #

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• Wifey is trying to teach her mom how to play Wii bowling. Amusing. #
• @aikoheiwa I've seen no movies in reply to aikoheiwa #
• @culturalsavage Sorry to hear it, man. Hope you can shake it off and get back to Christmas'ing soon! in reply to culturalsavage #
• RT @JRRTolkien The birth, death, and resurrection of Jesus means that one day everything sad will come untrue. (HT: @kootenayrev) #
• @churchpunkmom I'm still softening it up with the hot soapy soak, before I go in for the kill. in reply to churchpunkmom #
• @jaredcwilson Still in Texas? Grab some Shiner Bohemian Black Lager! #
• @statmanjd Only women are allowed to win arguments. Don't tell my wife I said that. in reply to statmanjd #
• Post Christmas Battle Royale. Up next: Daddy vs. the Baked-on Cheddar Crust. It's gonna be a Dish Washing Grudge Match! #
• Forgot about trash pickup today and missed the truck. Gonna be a full garbage bin this week. #dadfail #
• @jaredcwilson Also, nobody wants to see a grown man hanging out in his PJs. in reply to jaredcwilson #
• @eatingwords I hope everybody's feeling better! in reply to eatingwords #
• How do you celebrate St. Stephen's day? "Good King Wencelas" sing-along? #

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• Merry Christmas, everyone! #
• @jaredcwilson If you lose, we have to stone you as a false prophet, you know. in reply to jaredcwilson #
• Eating leftover Swedish meatballs, sipping a Red Stripe. Hooray Beer. Hooray Christmas. #
• @scottythebody Euw, hope she doesn't get sick from that. in reply to scottythebody #
• Welcome to the Internet! Note that most people here disagree with you. Adapt your behavior accordingly. #

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There’s not gonna be much here. Not gonna be updating often. Just need a place to occasionally dump something longer than 140 characters, so here you go.

That’s all. Move along. Not the droids you’re looking for, etc, etc…

• @khesap Don't cheer too loud, or somebody might jump ya in reply to khesap #
• @khesap Die hard anything is pretty tiresome. I don't mind disagreement as long as it is civil. in reply to khesap #
• Stood in line for an hour, but was rewarded with Honey Baked Ham! I felt like holding it up like the Stanley Cup on the way out. #
• Picked up some rye crispbread and some sil (herring). Because that's how we Afroswedes roll for Christmas, y'all. #
• Argh, read a sample of "Anansi Boys" and now I wanna know the rest. Dang Gaiman and his addictive prose. #
• Snow is piling up out there. So much for attending a Christmas Eve service. Currently making Swedish Meatballs. #
• @revmhj Arkansas seems to be a crap-weather magnet or something. in reply to revmhj #
• Unintentionally killed our almond supply a few months ago, so tonight's glogg will be from my stored batch. Will make fresh stuff later. #
• @ccspen Let your dad know we're still praying. We send our love and our hope this Christmas. in reply to ccspen #
• @strawfoot Gonna save the fat? I hear duckfat's prized in the culinary world. in reply to strawfoot #
• @jrhermeneut @johnhalton Nothing like watch grouchy litugicalists twitter it out in reply to jrhermeneut #
• Stuffed full of Swedish meatballs. Also, had seconds on herring. Must be the Swede genes manifesting. #
• Cannot find my slippers. This displeases me. #

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