• I need an avocado. Why is there never an avocado around when I need one? #
• @theleahsaur Run away! in reply to theleahsaur #
• @onlyaman Sure he wasn't propositioning you? in reply to onlyaman #
• @grub00 What brand/model? I'm gonna need a pair of running shoes eventually. in reply to grub00 #
• @undegaussable @boarshead Uh….no. in reply to undegaussable #
• Er, I should clarify…Mi Casita is offering them. I am not partaking today. That's the part that hurts. #
• Dollar tacos and dollar domestics at Mi Casita. Oh, it hurts…it hurts so bad… #
• Really makes you wanna fly, huh? http://imgur.com/EIwzu.jpg #
• @grub00 Your year ends in March? in reply to grub00 #
• Number of schoolhomed children rising. The Onion's wit cuts sharp sometimes. http://is.gd/b6YjF #
• I wish that I did not want to eat more than the amount of food I that I actually need. #firstworldproblems #
• Well, hip is less hurty today. Still a tad gimpy. I really really want to go play Judo tonight, but that might not be wise. #

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