• Abs hurt when I sneeze. Guess that's a sign of an effective workout! That, and a sign of being badly out of shape. #roundisashape #
• @calebsimpson Yeah, I mean, for what it does, there is no substitute, but it seems like it could have been designed so much better. in reply to calebsimpson #
• @mack_ramer DENIED. If God wanted men to show that sort of thing, he'd have made them women. in reply to mack_ramer #
• My todo list is too long for this evening. Not that sitting on my butt makes it any shorter. #helpmybuttisstucktothecouch #
• @caprioxbovidae Farmers sleep? F'r real? in reply to caprioxbovidae #
• Good times at Judo tonight. Especially got a kick out of Sensei Bob's "Osotogari Machine" drill. #
• @calebsimpson CSS is the devil. A necessary devil, but a devil nonetheless. in reply to calebsimpson #
• @lordchristopher Mini? PT Cruiser? in reply to lordchristopher #
• I am finding 5 Second Films' "Don't Thinko de Mayo" faaaar too funny. And no, I won't link it. Google it yourself if curious. #
• @caprioxbovidae Might try rebooting your router. Sometimes mine just randomly stops talking to some of the machines. in reply to caprioxbovidae #
• @caprioxbovidae Who broked your wifi? in reply to caprioxbovidae #
• Every time I accidentally click on my is.gd bookmarklet for a site I didn't mean to shorten, I feel like I've wasted a url forever. #
• @kootenayrev @wyclif Re: Natural childbirth. The "why" is a bit nuanced and hard to do in 140 characters. in reply to kootenayrev #
• @jaredcwilson We use T-Mobile To Go (Prepaid). $100 buys 1000 minutes and 1 year of service. (No Internet, sadly, but can text). in reply to jaredcwilson #
• Restarted week 4 of #c25k 5 minutes jogging uphill is still a beating. Just call me "weak leg." #
• @jaredcwilson I'm assuming it is the bad kind of limbo, and not the kind played on the beach with a pole and music? in reply to jaredcwilson #
• @inkhughes Boo indeed. in reply to inkhughes #

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