• Kids stuffed into bed. Please, God, let them stay there. Highly frustrated tonight. #
• Kids are wired and wild, and I'm feeling flat. I need a giant sized hamster wheel for them. #
• @churchpunkmom Duct tape. in reply to churchpunkmom #
• Wife disagrees with my logic that, if she's too sick to eat her leftover BBQ, I should go ahead and polish it off for her. #
• @dchud Play some Barry Manilow. in reply to dchud #
• @inkhughes That's rough, man. Don't lose heart, though! in reply to inkhughes #
• If there were a slow-eating competiton, my son would take top honors. #
• @rmcrob Yes indeedy..try steeping the wet leaves a second time for another cup. in reply to rmcrob #
• The instructions did not lie…you can steep @teavana tea leaves more than once with good results. Nice! #
• @pixiekhatt Funny, the real Jesus said 'Render unto Ceasar that which is Ceasar's.' in reply to pixiekhatt #

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