• My #c25k goal is attained, but the running must go on…so therefore I must get myself to bed. Goodnight folks! #
• @calebsimpson When it's time for a new phone, remember there's always Android. in reply to calebsimpson #
• @churchpunkmom I don't think I could swim a mile if my life depended on it. in reply to churchpunkmom #
• @wyclif My wife uses Ubuntu and it mostly is great, except when something goes wrong, she hatefully pines for Windows. (vocally) in reply to wyclif #
• @inkhughes You forgot to add some meat, man in reply to inkhughes #
• I need a device that repeats "eat your food," "sit on your bottom," and "don't touch that" so I can save my breath at dinner. #
• @kootenayrev What? No Lutheran Study Bible? It's got, like, 30% more maps! in reply to kootenayrev #
• Look, cat, we've been over this. You dogging my ankles and trying to trip me doesn't make dinnertime come any sooner. #
• Who remembers KangaROOS? With the little pockets? Awesome. http://zapp.me/7400255 #
• @pixiekhatt I shudder to think that I might have been as selfish a bastard as to ignore a pregnant woman when I was seated on a train/bus. in reply to pixiekhatt #
• @YouAreAGrownMan My pleasure. Keeps me honest. in reply to YouAreAGrownMan #
• "Whew, enough big words, I’m going to make it simple for you. Woman in room? No seat! Get up." http://is.gd/cY2lT #
• @wyclif Before following the link, I wondered if he'd chosen Joel Osteen. in reply to wyclif #
• @grub00 @mack_ramer @rmcrob Or fire. Or acid. #seethedangdoctor in reply to grub00 #
• @grub00 Oi, seriously? Maybe your dermatologist is overbook. in reply to grub00 #
• @johnhalton HyperLutheran sounds like some kind of religious superhero. in reply to johnhalton #
• @churchpunkmom That's the ongoing war around here. I suspect it will end when they move out. in reply to churchpunkmom #
• @churchpunkmom Prefer the LDS? in reply to churchpunkmom #
• @vphill Dude, you're still stuck in…wherever you are? Crazy, man, crazy. in reply to vphill #
• @inkhughes Maybe you could stick a typewriter in the laundry room. in reply to inkhughes #
• @itSallYum Some fireflies mimic the lighting patterns of other firefly species…and when eager suitors arrive…they eat them. in reply to itSallYum #
• @johnhalton "I wasn't looking at her legs, I was watching her iPad." in reply to johnhalton #
• So, now that I'm aware that Geico lets you d/l the world's worst ringtone (http://is.gd/cXBPx), I need to think of something to use it for. #
• @inkhughes Dot matrix printers never die. Those things are built to last beyond civilization. in reply to inkhughes #
• Good mornings folks. It's Monday again and I've got a full plate o' work to do. Let's do this, y'all. #

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