• I have two people on Twitter independently complaining of farting dogs. Must be farting dog day. Glad to be dog free. Wish I were cat free. #
• @churchpunkmom Y'sure it was the dog, now? in reply to churchpunkmom #
• @pixiekhatt Okay, just breathe, it's football. Let's not mock country names over what a few players did. in reply to pixiekhatt #
• @revmhj Good on ya, man. How're the legs feeling? in reply to revmhj #
• @churchpunkmom Release a later "Unauthorized version." Under a fake name. in reply to churchpunkmom #
• Why did velcro become not cool for grownups? I'm tired of having to constantly re-tie or double-knot my shoes. #
• @Whereismyrobot Who has a Monday off? NOT ME. :[ in reply to Whereismyrobot #
• Old and petty, but amused me on a Monday morning. http://imgur.com/nK1j6.jpg #
• @inkhughes Tallwriter Hughes? in reply to inkhughes #
• @khesap You don't live in Texas…just in Texas' hat. in reply to khesap #
• @churchpunkmom You might also note energy levels and progress in your exercise routines. Swimming/running longer is progress! in reply to churchpunkmom #
• @inkhughes Setting up a duel to determine naming rights? in reply to inkhughes #
• Goo-, er, decent run today. Felt loose(r) and smooth(er). Hope I'm beginning to level up… #

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